Once again, pig and wolf come face to face and things aren't looking too good for the pigs. Who will protect the emperor? Is there anyone who will answer his high-pitched squeal for help anyone at all? Better bang that gong, Ping-pong! I am Oinky No Ho, adviser to the great emperor ping-pong, and priest of the Monastery of wu-duh-ling. I am here to tell you of the kung-fu pigs, and of how they fought to defend our lands and against that most evil traitor, the crimson Trotter (he who keeps the company of wolves). In this tale you will learn of bandits and of foul play. of magic swords and evil spells. and so, honorable stranger, let us begin.
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